My Art Of Getting By...



When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.


i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤

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"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

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I’m sick of living a lie, aren’t you? I’m not lyin’ to you. Everyone else? Who gives a shit about everybody else? What fucking difference does it make if I lie to them? Because… Because you’re not free.

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i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

You don’t understand, I work at a craft store, and we’re basically promoting this amazing stuff right here, we even have a case of it up by the registers so customers can become hypnotized by it’s sheer AMAZINGNESS. and when there’s a slow period, and if you are the cashier, you will just play with it, it is so fucking calming, like this stuff should be used in therapy!!!


Funnily enough we do! a few of my 5 year olds have sensory issues, and this stuff calms them down like nobody’s business. It is amazing

Please tell me, where do I get it?? I need this in my life RN for my anxiety and stress issues.

just go on amazon and search “kinetic sand”. It’s basically sand with a polymer added so that it sticks to itself. You can get it in different colors too.

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I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.

—Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)

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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

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girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

true story

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